Oh Neymar. Where did it all go wrong? The moody Brazilian is heading back to Barcelona with his tail between his legs but it could have all been so much better. Here’s my song about him.
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Lyrics:
He went to Barca from Brazil
Won trophies, got a Mercedes Benz
But soon he became bored and wanted out
And would rather party with his friends
He told them, he told them, he told them “I”m off to France
I’m going to cash in”
But all he did was have tantrums, arguments and dance
So they have binned him
Two years, and just like that
Looks like he’s coming back
Thought he was good
But I guess that’s Neymar really over
Never won Ballon d’Or
Kept falling on the floor
Would rather party more
Guess that’s Neymar really over
Just cos he’s a talent doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
Just cos he’s a talent, doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
He thinks he’s the best player there’s ever been
But he’s never lived up to the dream
At least he once kicked a ball very far
And he can say he became a meme
They told him, they told him, they told him “Just concentrate
On your team’s games”
But he kept on fighting with team-mates and punching fans
Square in the face
Two years, and just like that
Looks like he’s coming back
Thought he was good
But I guess that’s Neymar really over
Never won Ballon d’Or
Kept falling on the floor
Would rather party more
Guess that’s Neymar really over
Just cos he’s a talent, doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
Just cos he’s a talent, doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
Thought he had grown up
But then he turned up
To training in a helicopter, mate it’s over
Thought he’d have enough
Get normal haircuts
He is a lost cause
I guess that’s Neymar really over
Two years, and just like that
Looks like he’s coming back
Thought he was good
But I guess that’s Neymar really over
Just cos he’s a talent, doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
Just cos he’s a talent, doesn’t mean he really has it
Cos when he’s running over you know he’ll be falling over again
And then he will be falling down all over again
Grizmann and neymar swap deal
Legend has it “NEYMAR IS STILL DANCING“…
Hate this you think neymars shit but you try 1v2 him you pricks
Neymars all good
No hate but stop with the diving jokes
R.I.P Neymar???
Never won Balloon D' Or? Not everyone could win it so that is something normal.
This is more of a diss trakc
talk about Morata, if you want to be mean.
so if you can't do better than the player that you are talking mad facts about, then don't talk mean stuff about them. got me. BRO.
he is not coming back too barca. Right now?
I'd like to see you win the champions league.
I love neymar
The voice sounds like a bot tring to f÷^$
Neymar's maws never over his birth???
0:10 its a Audi Not mercedes.
Do Cristiano ronald
Please
Neymar ne nelepsi
Fuck you ✋????
What’s small over priced and never won the ballon dor
Answer: Neymar
#JimDaly brilliant singer
That's Audi not Mercedes Benz
Do my brother next his called Eric dier
FUCK YOU NEYMAR IS GOOD AND HE ISN'T OVER BITCH
Do one about bale golfing
Amazing I can’t get this out of my head